Gary Busey shares his knowledge on hobbits from Middle Earth! [video]

Very often, trying to understand another lifestyle or culture can be a difficult experience. Thankfully, we have great people like Gary Busey to help us out. In his newest video "A Moment with Gary Busey: The Hobbit", Gary Busey helps us understand the Middle Earth race of Hobbits.

Gary shares his extensive knowledge on hobbits and how they travel in packs of four, their sexual genders, and the connection between hobbits and cockroaches. Busey may be a little "out there", but this video will definitely keep you entertained and will have you thinking about hobbits in a whole new light.

"Pipe-weed. Riddle-games. Life in the Shire can be confusing.
Gary Busey can help you sort things out!"

Enjoy!



Here is a video transcript:

"Middle Earth. It’s a land that’s great to visit but you have to know how to get out. One you’ve broken the barrier and crossed the line to Hobbit land. Little hobbits with the pointed ears, not very big, wide underwear but very short, because their legs aren’t long. I don’t know what their male or female apparatuses are like, but you know it’s gotta be working in some way because little hobbits, comin from birth (?). Imagine havin a team of hobbits come with you to clean cockroaches out of a house. They’d be gone in thirty minutes. Those hobbits like to use cockroaches for games. They like to make necklaces out of them. They like to put hairpieces made of out cockroaches – dead – on their head, that way they feel like they’re giving to nature.

Hobbits are special. They can see and hear things we can’t here. Because Middle Earth has a different kind of SPZZZZT spiritual and physical and emotional energy going through it. So the hobbits got one up on us on that. Dog gone hobbits, they’re so cute! Can’t tell the boys from the girls, which must make it exciting for them. You know, just finding out what that apparitus (?) says. Girl or boy. And they travel in packs of four. Because you never know what a hobbit’s going to do, and you know he isn’t going to do it by himself. So he’s got three guys to help him. That’s why they always get things done quickly and effeciently and to a T. They make a point without making it. Because that’s what a hobbit does. If you people out there have had past life regressions and feel like you might have been a hobbit, let me know it! And we’ll speak about hobbitism."

Source: Film Drunk