Who is the "Best Captain" in pop culture?

There are a lot of characters who call themselves "Captain" in pop culture but this clever and funny chart from Dorkly determines which of these characters is more suited to run your vessel and which are more suited to kicking some butt. For example one extreme has Cap’n Crunch being a harmless and honorable ship captain while his polar opposite has Captain Morgan running a dangerous ship controlled by booze and violence. Find out where all the other pop culture captains land on this chart. Do you have a favorite pop culture captain that is missing from this chart? Let me know who it is! (For example, where is Captain Jack Harckness?)

We have seen one chart like this in the past which sorted various pop culture doctors (The Doctor, Doctor Strange, Dr. Huxtable, Dr. Horrible, ect) and whether or not they were trust worthy in the medical profession. You can view this great chart here.
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Source: Dorkly